It’s that time of year again, and I’m moaning about it, again.
It is the custom of this land
to fiddle with the hour hand,
to move it back, which makes us curse,
to move it forth, and that’s much worse!
It puts us at sixes and sevenses
and unsettles all our elevenses.
I’ve got a message for the Queen:
Such indecisiveness is mean,
we like our ticks, we love our tocks,
we want protection for our clocks!
You’d hear lots of clapping and cheering,
if Time Lords would stop interfering!
© Heather Wastie
Sunday 3rd April 4.00pm
Idle Women of the Wartime Waterways
The Barge House, 46A De Beauvoir Crescent, London N1 5RY
Wednesday 6th April 7.30pm
Where’s our spake gone?
Cradley Heath Library, Upper High Street, Cradley Heath B64 5JU
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